Ice-fishermen never stay in one spot long unless the fish are there. Drill a hole, fish for a couple of minutes and move on is the secret. But the effort of drilling through 3ft of ice soon starts to tell. I went to Finland two years ago to try the sport, and after an hour I was so exhausted that my augur got stuck 18 inches down. I have to confess that I callowly fished holes that others had drilled for the rest of the day.The other essential piece of ice-fishing tackle is a little scoop, to remove the mini-icebergs that start to form.In Finland, Alaska, Canada, Lapland, Sweden and even parts of the United States, ice-fishing is a highly skilled art with specialist tackle and even a world championship. Over here, it is slightly less subtle.The main perpetrators are competition anglers, whose craving to fish outweighs things like common sense, comfort and the beauty of the countryside. Because nobody is yet importing augurs, British anglers have to resort to slightly cruder methods The standard implement is a 7lb weight.

But anglers soon discovered that on thick ice, even this just skidded across the surface. Heavier measures were needed and in came the 14lb weight, rapidly supplemented with a length of chain. “When it’s really hard, you may need to chuck this out seven or eight times to crack the ice,” one lunatic told me. So (you’ve guessed it) along came the 28lb weight.In most cases, this is pretty effective but the solution also becomes a problem. The paraphernalia that anglers carry weighs so much that it would mean excess payment on an airline.

Serious anglers (and we’re talking here about the ones who go fishing even when the water is frozen deeper than a cryogenics factory) carry as much as 80lb. Add another 30lb and the prospect of walking a mile or so (quite common in competitions) becomes less appealing.The result has been the development of whackier ways to break the ice. Last weekend, I watched in amazement as people used angle grinders, chainsaws and even a huge iron knobkerry. Where will it all end?You would think that any fish would bury itself several feet in the mud after such a hullabaloo over its head But here’s a funny thing.